Sheep Softball Quotes

Chris after a game: "It's like a mobile of parts floating around in my head. I just can't make any sense out of it, but I keep trying. It's really bad man."

Rich at the bar: No, it has something to do with childbearing. Women are warmer on the inside and men are warmer on the outside.

In the bottom of the 7th inning Matt says: "Everyone take the first pitch this inning." Then Jessi says: "What are we supposed to do with it?"

Leah: "See, I'm super funny!"

Elissa: "I can't imagine Matt without any balls!"

The umpire from our last game: "Are you playing? Do you know that it's an AUTOMATIC EJECTION if you're caught drinking beer?"

Mary's little girl after Mary said she didn't need to use the restroom: "But Mommy, don't you think you should at least try?"

KGB in the Rounders with a thick Russian accent: "He lays down a monster."

Tracy on 7/1/03: "I don't want to get down because I have to wear a skirt tomorrow."

Jessi on 7/1/03: "Because we are just that exciting!"

Rich on 7/1/03: "It just flows."

Zuba, toe-picking guy on 5/8/03: "Hey, I'm trying to put a team together on Tuesday nights and I know talent when I see it."

Rich on the river, 7/29/02: "How can I be so dehydrated after drinking all this beer?"

Brian Leither after crushing Steve the pitcher at home, 7/18/02: "Yeah, I'm OK. Nice takedown though!"

Brent Chaffee after the races, 7/11/02: "That's what I have to do! I have to schedule the arm wrestling earlier in the season before he starts shooting his bow!"

Pfriem at the bar, 6/27/02: "Well, my God lady, he got four balls!"

Matt before the game, 6/20/02: "I don't care if we let them score 16 runs, we just need more than they get. We're going win this game at the plate."

Alisa at the bar, 6/13/02: "I could take you down, but I'd want someone else to help me double-team you."

Rich to the PT Dogs 3rd baseman, 6/6/02: "Isn't the game a lot more fun when you swing the bat?"

Brian at the bar, 6/6/02: "Hey, I come to the bar EVERY time I play softball!"

Rich at the bar, 5/30/02: "Hey, can't we all just have a beer, hug and makeup?"

Unknown: "Hey daddy, Christopher's pee-pee is bigger than Sam's."

Jessi, 5/21/02: "In the day and age of kids at games and potty training, I couldn't help but think .... Will we one day become the Inflatable Potty Seats? Yikes!"

Rich and Brian at the bar 5/9/02. Rich: "As far as I'm concerned, she can keep her beer coupons." Brian: "Hey, it's free beer. I'd let you harass me all you want for just a dollar."